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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the exclamation key is stuck on the keyboard of my laptop. which means I either cannot type an exclamation no matter how hard I try (or how much my cheerful demeanor demands it) or I end up typing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! even when I'm only a little tiny bit excited (which is usually the maximum excitement I can feel).

the exclamation key on my laptop is sticking and I don't even feel motivated to fix it. because swinging wildly from a world where I can feel NO exclamation to one where exclamatory enthusiasm swallows the rest of the conversation is normal at this point.

is it the best day ever or the best day ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

are you fucking kidding me or are you fucking kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when the world is ending (and it always is) but you still have emails to send (and you always do) what difference does the punctuation make. what difference does the punctuation make????????????????????????